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Not again... [25 Dec 2006|10:48am] And add a tornado watch to it. post comment

Mario is a commie! [28 Apr 2006|10:36pm] http://www.aethiamud.org/communist_mario/ post comment

Well, fuck you too. [28 Apr 2006|06:32pm] post comment

Awww, that's so cuuuuuuuute [14 Apr 2006|12:39pm] http://www.break.com/index/tortoiselove13.html post comment

Ahh... [13 Mar 2006|10:43pm] My $15 Athlon 1800+XP computer is soooooo much better than my $25 P3 700. Ok, so what, I spent $240 on upgrades...big whoop... post comment

Grr... [21 Feb 2006|07:41pm] Kitty, the reel to reel recorder is not an interactive toy. Get the fuck off. post comment

This is just fucking sexy [03 Jan 2006|10:11pm] http://www.speck.com/lilo/lilo.shtml post comment

WHAT THE FUCK? [25 Dec 2005|04:41am] THUDERSTORMS FOR XMAS? DUUUUUDE!!!!!! post comment

A misplaced MySpace picture [14 Dec 2005|01:47am] 2 comments|post comment

I have invented a new term for the language that outsourced customer service speaks [08 Dec 2005|02:35am] Inglish. post comment

It's funny because it's true [07 Dec 2005|08:20pm] post comment

Yep [02 Dec 2005|12:17am] (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. Now think about this - Guns: (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million..) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188. Statistics courtesy of FBI So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. Please, remember the children. 1 comment|post comment

40 pages of Timesteps [21 Nov 2005|11:13pm] http://fatbaron.com/timesteps/ Now, go play it or something. post comment

Thanksgiving and Socialism [21 Nov 2005|06:50pm] http://www.mises.org/story/336 post comment

WTF? [26 Oct 2005|12:02am] There was a blueberry in my strawberry yogurt. Who fucked up? 1 comment|post comment

Yay! [21 Oct 2005|01:12pm] I just picked up a pristine Y2K-vintage Sony Trinitron 21" monitor at a yard sale for $20. Bright and sharp as it was out of the box! They just don't make them like the used to. <3 1 comment|post comment

I got it on pre-order [19 Oct 2005|11:44pm] post comment

Yep [18 Oct 2005|08:05pm] post comment

:rolleyes: [17 Oct 2005|08:28pm] Why is it that my cats know when their food is ready, but my parents need to be told when dinner is on the table? My cat can be sleeping inside the bed (don't ask), in room on the far side of the house, with the door closed, with the washing machine ready, and will hear me open a can of food and come running like no tomorrow. Is it that hard for humans to pick up simple aural clues? You would think the nightly meal would be anticipated, but noooooooooo. post comment

Oktoberfest [16 Oct 2005|10:10pm] Bratwurst + Goulash + Salad + Weinerschnitzel w/brandy sauce and mushrooms + spaetzle + apple strudel + 1L of Spaten Oktoberfest = windage. post comment

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